God bless Hot Blog for posting this memo from “South Park” co-creator Matt Stone to the MPAA regarding their ongoing battle to find a compromise with the content in their movie “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.” The memo, quite simply, speaks for itself.
Tyler Durden’s wildest dreams just came true: Uwe Boll wants people to kick his ass.
“Ratner? Bay? Please. I am the hackiest McHacksterpants of them all.”
Here’s the deal: Boll is shooting yet another surefire videogame catastrophe — this time the victim is the game “Postal” — and Boll is asking his most vehement detractors to apply for the opportunity to put their money where their mouth is in the boxing ring. Five lucky hatas get ten rounds with Boll, which will be broadcast on the internet in their entirety, with some footage making it into the movie.
I can see it now: Pow! “That’s for ‘House of the Dead!'” Pow! “That’s for casting Tara Reid as a scientist, a fucking scientist!” Pow! “That’s for Ben Kingsley! Ben fucking Kingsley, tainted forever by your stink!”
Here’s your must-see clip of the week, right here. Henry Rollins writes a letter to Ann Coulter, asking her to give up her life for a more, well, simple life with Henry. I can’t help but think that she would find this idea secretly appealing. I know that it would certainly fulfill one of my desires if he were able to make her go away.
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Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:
1) Cars: $62.8 million (first week)
George Carlin plays a hippy dippy VW bug named Fillmore. Where do they come up with this stuff?
2) The Break-Up: $20.5 million ($74.1 million, second week)
Vince Vaughn says that whatever baby wants, baby gets. Baby wanted a good movie.
3) X-Men: The Last Stand: $15.6 million ($201.7 million, third week)
Well, if you’re going to kill a franchise, then perhaps hiring Brett Ratner to direct the last installment isn’t so terrible an idea.
4) The Omen: $15.5 million ($35.7 million, first week)
The Anti-Christ has eyes on the US Presidency? Depending on whom you ask, that either just happened or is currently happening.
5) Over the Hedge: $10.3 million ($130.3 million, fourth week)
Remember, when that Doberman down the street comes charging at you with slobber a-fling, what it’s really thinking is “Play,” not “Disembowel.”
Skipping 6) and 7)…
8) Mission: Impossible III: $3 million ($127.5 million, sixth week)
Get your resumes ready, Paramount staffers. The bloodletting begins now.
The Onion’s A.V. Club has posted the 13 most unpopular characters in television history. Basically, it reads like the mental list that most of us have in our heads but weren’t aware of, though I think it’s fair to say that #3 may surprise many in the Buffyverse. But not me.
Yep, it’s Dawn Summers, and no, I can’t say that I blame them.
“…intolerably shrill, whiny, manipulative, troublemaking little McGuffin” is how they described her, and I’m pretty sure I’ve used five or six of those words to describe her myself. Note to self: McGuffin is an awesome word. Use it more often.
Oh, and mad, mad props for nailing the reason I stopped watching “Friends” with their #9 choice: Ross Gellar. Oy.
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