Quick pop quiz: What is the most unintentionally humorous aspect of this schlocktastic David Hasselhoff video for his song, “Jump In My Car”?

A) That the soon-to-be-divorced Hoff has already brought his trusty KITT car out of storage, the better to stalk women half his age;
B) That he actually wears a “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” t-shirt in his own video;
C) That he sprouts devil horns to demonstrate just how bad this leather-clad bad boy can be; or
D) That the women he’s stalking sing, “I know your game”…but it comes out sounding remarkably like “I know you’re gay”?

(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)