It’s true: every woman in Tommy’s life is crazy. Sheila wants to have his baby; Maggie wants him to stop pestering Garrity (despite his recent claim of love for her); Ms. Turbity wants to be his booty call; and Janet, well, she’s apparently okay with being practically raped by him. No joke. After coming over to discuss their post-marriage financial situation (i.e. who gets what), Tommy throws her down and rips off her shirt. Janet is hesitant at first, and even clocks him a good one, but soon enough she’s moaning along with the good times. Tommy leaves with a wink, and Janet finds a change of clothes just in time before Johnny gets home. Is this how it’s going to be from now on? Oh brother.
Meanwhile, as Jerry struggles to keep awake during both of jobs, and Franco stresses over his rich MILF girlfriend, Probie’s situation at home gets even stranger. Apparently, the two roommates aren’t gay, but Probie doesn’t mind getting a blowjob from his buddy while watching the hockey game, and his buddy doesn’t mind doing the giving. Uh-kay. I’m pretty sure that indicates that they’re both a little homosexual, even though Probie claims he will never be on the giving end. It doesn’t matter dude, and yes, oral sex is considered sex. You needn’t go any further than old Clinton jokes to figure that one out.
This subplot is getting more fucked up by the week, but at least Lou’s depressed drunkard act looks to be coming to a close. Franco finally confronted him about that night he saw him toasted on the street, and after a small chat with a homeless man about who’s a bigger loser, Lou went to Tommy for help. Thank god! Any longer and I would have been officially sick and tired of the series taking chances. Then again, I’m still waiting for this whole Probie thing to get cleared up. Either make him gay or don’t; it doesn’t really matter. What does matter, however, is the careful is-he-or-isn’t-he slinking around that the writers seem so proud of adding as a twist. It’s not clever guys, so make up your minds. Or at least make up his…
