Tyler Durden’s wildest dreams just came true: Uwe Boll wants people to kick his ass.
“Ratner? Bay? Please. I am the hackiest McHacksterpants of them all.”
Here’s the deal: Boll is shooting yet another surefire videogame catastrophe — this time the victim is the game “Postal” — and Boll is asking his most vehement detractors to apply for the opportunity to put their money where their mouth is in the boxing ring. Five lucky hatas get ten rounds with Boll, which will be broadcast on the internet in their entirety, with some footage making it into the movie.
I can see it now: Pow! “That’s for ‘House of the Dead!'” Pow! “That’s for casting Tara Reid as a scientist, a fucking scientist!” Pow! “That’s for Ben Kingsley! Ben fucking Kingsley, tainted forever by your stink!”
