Hey, if they’re going to choose a carrot-topped comic to host the proceedings, far better the late-night talk show host, Harvard grad and former Simpsons writer than the juiced-up freak of plastic surgery best known for his 1-800-CALL-ATT ads. Conan should inject some much-needed levity into the proceedings.
No word yet on whether he will bring along Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to poop all over the runners-up in each award category.
