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Oh, how we love it when Hollywood delivers a story that we could never, ever make up all by ourselves, not even after three mojitos and an entire bucket of sangria:

Fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger picked a fight with rock star Axl Rose in a bar on Thursday night.

The scuffle reportedly started after the Guns N’ Roses front man moved the drink of Hilfiger’s girlfriend, Dee Ocleppo.
“I moved his girlfriend’s drink so it wouldn’t spill,” Rose told the Los Angeles radio station KROQ on Friday. “It was the most surreal thing, I think, that’s ever happened to me in my life.”

According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm and told him to put the drink back.
“He just kept smacking me,” Rose said.

After delivering a hearty round of bitchslaps to the manic depressive singer, Hilfiger reportedly added insult to injury by telling Rose that “those shoes totally don’t go with that belt,” that “bandanas are SO over,” and that “if you don’t release Chinese Democracy this year, your credibility is going straight out the window.”