In a development that sent shockwaves through Carson Kressley, David Geffen, Tom Cruise, and the rest of Hollywood’s gay elite, Kevin James has announced his intention to marry Adam Sandler…at least onscreen.
Sandler and James will play heterosexual firefighters who pretend to be a gay couple and marry for insurance reasons in “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,” according to recent reports.
But will the meddling royal family actually allow the King of Queens to marry someone from Brooklyn? And does this make Sandler’s newborn child the heir to the throne under current rules of succession?
