In a recent interview with a DJ for LA’s Power 106, white-boy rap failure Kevin Federline indicated that he would like to have a threesome with wife Britney Spears and actress Jessica Alba.
As would, presumably, nearly every heterosexual male between the ages of 12 and 90…particularly if they could be guaranteed that the Britney involved would be the “…Baby One More Time” Catholic schoolgirl they remember from 1999, and not the Cheeto-gobbling, white-trash-marrying single parent we know today.
When informed of the weed fiend’s comments, a spokesperson for Jessica Alba replied that the actress was flattered by Kevin’s interest, and that she and boyfriend Cash Warren would certainly consider engaging in a threesome with Britney Spears, but that, regrettably, Kevin Federline could not be involved because “Jessica doesn’t do bestiality.”
