Michael Douglas is back and his putting the smack down on fellow actors and actresses! Namely Brad Pitt (“”I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina”) and Renee Zellweger (” I mean, don’t ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger. I don’t know how you get married for four months”). Psst, Michael…it’s really only a matter of you getting saggier and baggier before Catherine tires of you or winds up in some affair with a much younger dude. I know what you’re doing though. You’ve already figured this out and are jealous that you’ve missed out on Angelina and Renee. It’s OK to vent, man. Just remember your number will soon be up as well. It probably already is.