Bodyrocker Justin Timberlake and his main squeeze Cameron Diaz hope to star in a new movie about two ice skaters who fall in love at the Olympic Village. What is this, “Cutting Edge 2: Revenge of the Toe Pick”? Nope, wait: Hollywood already made that one, starring neither Moira Kelly nor D.B. Sweeney, and focusing on the twenty-ish daughter of a couple that was not yet married as of fourteen years ago.
Which is a shame, because we were just starting to get excited about seeing the former brillo-haired boy-bander trying to pull off the role of a hunky, muscular ex-hockey player who suddenly realizes that his true destiny is to make jazz hands and twirl with his lady love in a shiny sequined costume for all to admire. Instead, Timberlake will likely play a speed skater, with Cameron left to flip her short skirt around on the ice all by her lonesome. What a drag.
