Ah, reality TV has claimed another couple. Travis Stork and Sarah Stone have parted ways. Yes, shed a tear. Wait, who? Oh yeah, those two losers from “The Bachelor: Paris”. But wait, didn’t they just “win”? Yes they did, but after taping finished, they weren’t allowed to contact each other for four months. Oh isn’t fucking with peoples’ lives for fun and profit on TV just the best? All that for nothing. I’m only too happy I don’t watch these shows. I’d hate to think I put personal time into something like watching such dreck only to be ripped off in the end. TV is a hot lover. TV is a cold bitch. TV is somewhere to see Vic Tayback yell at Linda Lavin. The good old days.