Recognizing that jokes about incest are always a laugh riot, Donald Trump mentioned during a recent appearance on ABC’s “The View” that his 24-year-old daughter Ivanka has “a nice figure,” and that if she weren’t his daughter, he might be dating her right now.

Ivanka then apparently smiled and returned her father’s compliments by indicating that she might date him, too…if he weren’t a skeevy, incestuous old blowhard with a bad rug.