Big news if you live in the Baltic area! Everyone’s favorite non-video playing channel MTV will soon be launching MTV Baltic! Now yet another section of the world can be tuned into Absolutely Nothing and find Zero Enjoyment in it! Can you imagine? You and all your Baltic buddies sitting around discussing how great it’s going to finally be having MTV with only images of its ’80s advent bouncing in your skulls and then being subjected to the modern shithole version of it? What fun! MTV, please stop torturing the planet with your non-entertainment. We don’t need “The Real World: Lithuania”!