Premium Hollywood It Girl Lindsay Lohan hates being called a “Teen Queen,” loathes her party-girl reputation, and would like you to know that she is in fact a serious actress, she reveals in her upcoming interview with Allure magazine (whose teenage subscribers presumably number in the hundreds of thousands).
As we have the utmost respect for Ms. Lohan, and her serious-actressy work in such films as “Freaky Friday,” “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” and “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” we will no longer refer to her as “Teen Queen,” “It Girl,” or “Former Jailbait.” Acceptable euphemisms for the actress from this point forward will be limited to appropriately respectable monikers such as “Talented Freckle-Faced Matchstick,” “Rehab-Bound Future Movie-of-the Week Star” and “Strawberry Harlot.”
