Well, there you have it. George Clooney is officially not sorry for making a joke about Jack Abramoff during the Golden Globes. As well he shouldn’t be. As well as I’m not sorry for seeing Syriana. Still, Jack’s father was not amused bu the joke and claims that the “glib and ridiculous attack” reduced his granddaughter to tears. TEARS, people! George Clooney caused TEARS. As if Jack himself couldn’t do that to his own spawn. Can you dig it? I knew that you could.