Oh, Natasha, why hast thou fallen? Did you even notice she’s been gone? Well now Lyonne has an arrest warrant out for failing to appear in court. Apparently she threatened to sexually molest her neighbor’s dog amongst other charges. Wow. That’s really setting the bar high. If you’re gonna go, go big, I say! Lyonne was also treated for heroin addiction, psychiatric problems, and had also been living on the street. Now no one knows where she is once again. I always considered Natahsa to be a funky actress, and now she has proven that her personal life is way funkier. I can smell the funk from here.

