Shocking no one, Spears edged out bag lady Mary-Kate Olsen, high-priced call girl Paris Hilton, and even asthmatic hurl-queen Lindsay Lohan for the top honors on Mr. Blackwell’s annual shamefest.
The winning touch? Spears’ tacky accessorizing, having allowed herself to be captured on film dozens of times with a dope-smoking, cornrow-sporting, talent-impaired aspiring white rap artist on her arm. That look is so 2004.

