Wow. Just…wow. If you’re a guy, you probably at least like the idea of Spike TV, which loves to pitch itself as the definitive place on the dial for manly men to tune in and always find a safe viewing haven. The reality, however, is that Spike is full of programming that will actually suck the intelligence right out of your cerebellum. No series makes this more evident than “Manswers,” a show which professes to solve all of the mysteries of manhood but selects the majority of its topics by trying to appeal to the total-douchebag demographic. This best-of disc collects the top 25 Manswers from Season 1, throwing in a few bonus Manswers at no extra charge, but aside from a few fun questions like “how many floors can you fall in an elevator and still survive” and “how many people have been killed by vending machines,” the majority of the queries are strictly lame fratboy crap like, “How big do boobs have to be to crush a beer can?” Thanks to the added bonus of an obnoxious announcer who makes the guy who does those monster truck pull voiceovers sound like he’s on valium, just put in this DVD, hit “play,” and you’ll be O.D.’ing on testosterone in no time.
