Brad Pitt has filed legal documents in LA to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie’s children. Here’s hoping Brad can provide the positive male role model all young girls need, to keep Zathura from following in her adoptive mother’s footsteps by wearing vials of blood around her neck, playing with knives, marrying creepy older men, and kissing her brother Maddox on lips when she wins her Academy Award.