Oi. The other day the theme song for the TV show “Alice” crept into my head for some unknown reason. It’s still kind of there. So, I’ve founf the best way to deal with these things is to actually go listen to the damn song. That said, I now present you with three different openings and themes for the show. Man, Linda Lavin could really kill a word or two when she strangled them out of her mouth as she sang.