Tom Cruise plans to accompany his beloved, heterosexual wife Katie Holmes on set every day during the shooting of her new movie, according to recent reports.

In what will be her first film after becoming a new mom, Holmes will appear with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in “Mad Money,” a comedy about three women planning to steal from the Federal Reserve.

Informed that her beloved, heterosexual, not-remotely-overprotective husband had already phoned studio producers to let them know that they would be blessed with his presence during every moment of every scene to be shot every single day, Katie replied that it’s “amazing” to have such a dedicated, devoted husband. Then, almost imperceptibly, she mouthed the words, “Help me.”