Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. Surprised? Well, I suppose at 20 years old, there’s really not much left to do when you’re rich and famous, so you might as well get that first rehab visit out of your system as early as possible. Apaprently she’s been attending AA meetings. We know how well those work, considering alcohlism isn’t a real disease, and AA is religious hoo-ha behind a sobriety facade. Does Lindsay believe in God? Will she recover from too much partying? Here’s an idea – just quit drinking altogether on your own time without the need for a media circus, you spoiled brat.