No, the headline above does not refer to George Clooney’s booze-drenched night on the town with Danny DeVito last week, but to a much more somber event: Max, Clooney’s beloved 300-pound potbellied pig, has died.
The 18-year-old pig suffered from arthritis and partial blindness, and occasionally slept in the same bed with Clooney — though presumably not when People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” had female company for the night.
Funeral services for Max will be held this weekend. Following the ceremony, mourners will be invited to Clooney’s Malibu home for a casual barbecue featuring the star’s famous pulled pork sandwiches.
