Back in the ’70s, the ABC network incorporated the current hit “Still The One” by Orleans and co-opted it as their new slogan. They even went so far as to make a two-and-a-half-minute clip using their own version of the song pimping out all their hit shows with all the stars of said shows making cameos. Look, it’s Tom Bosley! Hal Linden’s in the big balloon! Sadly, I remember this promotional campaign. It even extended into the local network affiliates where various locals were shown holding up their index fingers in a #1 symbol as “Still The One” played in the background. Truly wretched. I would love to see a network make a new one of these promos. Can you imagine the possibilities?