Actor Wesley Snipes has been indicted on eight counts of tax fraud, having failed to file a return with the IRS for any of the years between 1999 and 2004. Snipes is accused of cheating the government out of an estimated $12 million in taxes, and stands to face up to 16 years in prison if found guilty on all charges.
Snipes would already be under arrest if it weren’t for one small problem: authorities don’t know where he is. Odds are he’ll continue to make himself scarce for the foreseeable future, and between the guy’s base-running stats and his demonstrated skill at slaying bloodsucking fiends…he may be a tough one to bring in.


