It’s okay to admit it: Haven’t you always wished that just a smidgen of Cher’s extraordinary fashion sense might someday rub off on you?

Well, that day has come. The former Mrs. Sonny Bono is auctioning off numerous possessions at the Beverly Hills Hilton…and if the price is right, you can own your very own piece of her fabulousness.

The two-day auction is being featured live on eBay today and tomorrow, and includes such items as a $30,000 brass bed from her “Gothic Revival” days; a $50,000, 17th century oil painting; and several outfits suitable for wearing to a séance, an S&M club, or Sunday Mass.

So bid high and bid often, people! Proceeds from the auction will presumably go towards helping the songstress replace her few remaining natural body parts with the more durable plastic ones of which she is so clearly enamored.