Us Weekly has announced the break-up of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Of course, the tabloid also recently reported the engagement of said couple…and, for all we know, next week will feature wedding photos of Jen and Vince on their front cover.

Then again, the duo does have the DVD release of a little film called “THE BREAK-UP” coming out on October 17…so it’s possible that this tidbit of gossip is both true and a clever marketing ploy. Now that’s crafty.

Stay tuned for vehement denials from the stars’ respective publicists, followed by reluctant confirmations, followed by a rushed reconciliation, followed by general confusion.