…with a life-size bronze statue of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston indulging in a threesome. Controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards (he of the “naked Britney in full-on birthing mode” statue recently unveiled) is working on it now, and with any luck he may have it finished just in time to add that special X-rated touch to all your holiday gatherings.
That is, if he’s even allowed to show it to you:
Both Aniston and Jolie are reported to be angered by [Edwards’s] plans, and are taking appropriate measures to ensure the work is never exhibited.
A source told the Daily Star: “They are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.”
Now why are we not the least bit surprised by that? Brad is probably calling Edwards behind the scenes, asking whether he could maybe work Gwyneth Paltrow into the mix as well.
(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)
