Sorry, Zach Braff. Better luck next time, Dane Cook. Thanks for playing, Jared Leto.
The new man in Jessica Simpson’s life appears to be none other than dorky singer-songwriter John Mayer…whose overall appeal (at least on the shiny surface beyond which we hadn’t thought Jessica capable of seeing) stacks up decidedly lower than that of her hunky, musclebound ex-husband Nick Lachey. Who woulda thunk it?
Oh well. At least Mayer was never in a boy band…
