Driven to bud
Fun times for Haley Joel Osment ahead! The 18-year-old actor was charged with DUI and possession of marijuana. This was all due to a vehicular encounter between his Saturn and a mailbox last month.
“Authorities said Osment was driving home alone about 1 a.m. when his 1995 Saturn hit a mailbox and flipped over.”
Wait, did the mailbox flip over, or the car? Ah, let him pick up some garbage in NYC. And every time he picks up a cigarette butt, force him to light it up and have a puff, or drink any swill he may find in tossed away beverage vessels.
