Everyone’s Favorite Opportunists
Anything for attention, right? Of course! Well, at least when it comes to Tom Cruise and his slave Katie Holmes. The two recently jumped in to the rescue when they witnessed a high speed car crash outside L.A. Sensing that his stock was not high enough, The Cruiser donned his “I Rule” persona and made sure everyone was all right, even staying with the victims until help arrived. He made sure that the families would have something to talk about – namely him – that night in the hospital. Too bad for him the victims suffered instant amnesia and thought they were on one of those rides at Disneyland that goes haywire and crashes at will and thought Cruise was actually Greg Evigan.
