Which of the following proposed movie projects is least necessary, in your opinion?
a) The proposed remake of “Pet Sematary” starring George Clooney, since he already brought enough people back to life during his tenure on “E.R”, besides which we prefer our dead things to stay dead;
b) The proposed “Sea Monkeys” movie franchise, because they are freaking brine shrimp, fer chrissakes, and anyway no one can top what “South Park” did with the little buggers; or
c) The proposed feature-film update of “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse,” because, dammit, we love Pee-Wee…but at 54, he’s kinda gettin’ a little old for that schtick…and we’d just as soon remember him in his prime.
No fair voting for “Little Man” or “Miami Vice”: they’re already in theaters. Sadly, it’s too late to stop them.
