Word to the wise: If you’re a major Hollywood star and recovering alcoholic who has just been pulled over and tagged with a DUI, it’s probably not a good idea to resist arrest. It’s probably an even worse idea to go on an expletive-fueled rant that includes blaming the Jews for every war since the dawn of time (pretty sure they weren’t involved in that Hundred Years’ War thing, for starters…).

Especially if you have already been roundly criticized for anti-Semitism. And super-double-extra-specially if you had been planning to make a miniseries about the Holocaust one of your next projects. We’re just sayin’.