Month: May 2008 (Page 11 of 17)

Shinobi: Heart Under Blade

It might seem strange at first glance that a company like Funimation would be releasing a movie like “Shinobi,” but once the film’s dynamic action sequences jump into the spotlight, it becomes painfully obvious that “Shinobi” is a live-action anime, complete with crazy characters and overblown battles. Loosely based on Shakespeare’s “Romeo & Juliet,” the film takes place in 17th Century Japan where the heirs of two feuding ninja clans – the Iga and the Koga – have fallen in love. When the Shogun set into motion a nefarious plot to rid the country of both ancient families, however, the two star-crossed lovers are forced to battle each other to the death. Like most martial arts fantasy films (save for maybe “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”), you’re not going to find very much character development other than the bare necessities, but it’s easily overlooked thanks to some truly original fight sequences. Sure, the movie slows down considerably when it reaches its inevitably tragic end (“Romeo & Juliet,” remember?), but “Shinobi” is still far better than anticipated, and should please anyone who considers themselves a fan of this particular subgenre.

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Multiplex Mayhem: The Finish Line

Last time, I was actually correct for the second time in two weeks, for the most part. There aren’t too many surprises this Mother’s Day weekend, but considering the downticket box-office, some respected filmmakers might be needing some maternal TLC right now.

*It’s safe to say that “Iron
Man
” director Jon Favreau ain’t one of them. In its second week, as per this week’s estimates, the film experienced an approximate (and expected) 50% drop-off in ticket sales for a total of $50,500,000, more than doubling the numbers of any film out there this week. This might actually be an even better amount considering the number of screens has barely increased and the per-screen average is still a spectacular $12, 284.00, significantly higher than any movie playing in the U.S. right now.

* The congenitally jaundiced Nikki Finke is suspicious, but the official reports as of this writing is that the Wachowski Brothers’ “Speed Racer” has just barely managed to nab the #2 spot this week, with $20, 210,000. Considering the reported budget of $160 million — as far as I’m concerned enough money to make at least 16 perfectly good studio movies — this is nothing to write home about. And, perhaps another lesson is that, if you’re going to make a 2 hour, 15 minute kiddie movie, you’d better have something more than a bit of name familiarity, a good cast, and slightly ugly video game visuals. The James McTeigue directed “V for Vendetta” notwithstanding (which I loved, but which generates as many opinions as it has viewers), it’s really starting to look as if the Wachowskis may never escape the shadow of their one bonafide critical and commercial smash, “The Matrix,” if they don’t figure out to simply tell stories.

* Especially considering David Medsker’s backhandedly positive review, “What Happens in Vegas” may not be the worst high-concept romantic comedy, though it’s also pretty clear it’s not the best — how could it be with Ashton “Bob Westal Really Hates My Acting” Kutcher in the lead role? But it did manage to do pretty darn well, netting a higher per-screen average than “Racer” and an estimated $20 million even, which means it pretty much beats the pants of last week’s high-concept rom-com “Made of Honor,” which has made $26,275,000 over two weeks. Could it be the strong “Vegas” supporting cast Dave praises in his review?

*I’m sad to say that David Mamet’s mixed martial thriller/dark moral fable, “Redbelt” was ignored by filmgoers who, if they heard about the film at all, were likely somewhat confused by the idea of a thoughtful, small film with fighting in it and Chewitel Ejiofor is not yet quite the superstar he definitely deserves to be. (It’s hard to blame them since it’s not a concept Hollywood’s been comfortable with lately. People tend to understand what they’ve already been given. Movies that are even slightly different require some time for audiences to figure things out.)

I actually saw “Redbelt” last night and can attest to the lackluster receipts, at least in Long Beach, CA — the theater was less than 1/3 filled at the 7:25 Saturday night screening. It has its flaws and it’s certainly not Mamet’s best, and mainstream audiences are certain to be slightly baffled by those odd cadences which occasionally make themselves known in any Mamet-directed film. (Iambic pentameter…it’s an English major thing…you might not understand.) On the other hand, it’s a more than acceptable entry in the ancient genre of anti-prizefighting prizefighting movies with a possible nascent superstar in its leading man, and it has some strong, bone-crunching fighting sequences. To my mind, it deserved more time to try and find an audience before going this wide. If a movie of this sort is going to sell it all, it needs a lot more time than one week to develop the kind of awareness needed for a major national release. The resulting $825 per screen average should be no surprise in the circumstances.

The British kid comedy, “Son of Rambow” did better, earning $138,000 in 36 theaters. Considering the modest comedy has some international appeal, this may be good enough.

However, the two (very moderate) box-office champs in the limited release indie sweepstakes were two films I barely remembered existed, both from directors of Indian extraction. Fans of spectacular visuals, however, gave the fantasy thriller “The Fall” a nice enough opening with just over $80,000 on nine screens. This one has some geek boy buzz behind it (though not so much that I realized it was coming out this weekend) and is “presented” by David Fincher and Spike Jonze. The actual director is Tarsem Singh (just “Tarsem” to you!) whose gruesomely stylish, memorable sci-fi/horror flick, “The Cell,” has some lingering cult appeal. (Even a squeamish cinema chicken like me felt compelled to go see that one — though I suppose it’s quite mild by some standards.) So chalk this one up to the artier/alternativeish edge of the geek spectrum.

And romantics and those of us who are suckers for tales of “forbidden romance” and the whole stiff-upper lip gin-and-tonic drinking English colonial drama thing shelled out just over $50,000 in eight theaters to see “Before the Rains,” which manages to have both the Merchant-Ivory imprint and a good review on its website from guru-gone-bankable Deepak Chopra — both catnip to certain segments of the wine-and-cheese set. Don’t laugh. Unitarians like to go the movies, too.

A Chat with Brian Dietzen (“NCIS”)

He’s played a drummer on the short-lived WB sitcom “My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star,” and not only did he survive the experience of co-starring in “From Justin to Kelly: With Love,” but he actually speaks fondly of it. He’s Brian Dietzen, but you probably know him best from his role as medical assistant Jimmy Palmer on CBS’s long-running drama, “NCIS.” What started as a one-shot appearance quickly turned into a steady gig for Dietzen, with Mr. Palmer gradually working his way out of the background and into his very own subplot, but now he’s actually going to be the focus of an episode. We spoke to Dietzen about how his character has evolved over the years, how this spotlight show came to pass (and why it took so long), and how fondly he feels about those pre-“NCIS” gigs nowadays. Stay tuned for…

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Teeth

Nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, “Teeth” is one of those movies that garners more buzz than it deserves. Still, I couldn’t wait to check out this film about a prudish high school virgin who discovers she has a set of mutant teeth between her legs, if only because the concept sounded too good to be true. As it turns out, the basic idea surrounding “Teeth” is better than the film itself, but that doesn’t prevent from it from being mildly entertaining at times. Unfortunately, it’s not quite as funny or horrific as it could be, despite an enjoyable performance by newcomer Jess Weixler (a dead ringer for Alicia Silverstone and Leelee Sobieski’s lesbian lovechild). The ingredients are definitely there, and while “Teeth” never quite succeeds as a horror comedy, or as the kind of movie that is guaranteed a spot in future late-night marathons based on the title alone (such as the likeminded Japanese flick, “Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy”), it’s still effective as a cautionary tale that should be shown to sex-ed students everywhere.

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Battlestar Galactica: “Faith”

Maybe they should rename this show “Demetrius,” because things are a hell of a lot more interesting on that ship than they are on good ol’ Galactica. Let’s jump to the end and discuss what the hybrid said (and correct me if I’m wrong):

The dying leader will know the truth of the opera house. The missing three will give you the five, who have come from the home of the thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Cara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end.

I was all ready to theorize about this on my own, but Cara and Co. were kind enough to spell it out for us. Apparently, the final five Cylons – Tigh, Sam, Tyrol, Tory and ? – came from the thirteenth colony (Earth) and can lead the fleet back. In order to identify the five, the Cylons need to reactivate D’Anna, as she’s the only one who knows their identities. Presumably, she’ll lead them to the five and the five will lead them to Earth.

Okay, that should be easy enough, right?

But then there’s the whole thing about Starbuck being the “harbinger of death” and that she will “lead them all to their end.” Honestly, that doesn’t sound very good.

So the prophecy kind of contradicts itself. Presumably, getting to Earth is a good thing, though the hybrid made it sound like they were on the road to death. It’s possible that she was talking about just the Cylons (or just the humans), and how Cara will lead them to their doom. There’s a lot to chew on there.

Back on Galactica, President Roslin gave more responsibility to Tory (great!) before going to see Doc Coddle for her cancer treatments. (By the way, I have a theory that Coddle is in fact the final Cylon because he is always there in sick bay when something major happens. Humans need to sleep sometime, right?) Anyway, while there, Roslin met a friend, Emily (played by Nana Visitor, who also played Major Kira on “Star Trek: DS9”). I think Emily’s role was to get the President thinking about death, the One God, and Baltar’s sermons. Apparently, Roslin could have joined her mother (played by Barbara Bush) but instead decided to go back to the land of the living. Good for her.

I’m not real clear on what the Eight did in the hybrid room. Was she trying to kill it? The Centurion must have thought so because he dumped some lead into her, so that might have been part of the Eights vs. Sixes mini-war that was going on behind the scenes. Or maybe the Centurion just took issue with the Eight trying to take the hybrid offline at all.

Things seem to be picking up, which is definitely a good thing. I just hope that the show Adama’s face when Cara Thrace jumps back to the fleet with a basestar in her back pocket. I also wonder if anything is going to come of Sam placing his hand onto the controls of the basestar. He didn’t touch it for long, but he did touch it.

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