…send them booze. If you can’t send them booze, then for God’s sake, don’t send them something like this.
This arrived at my doorstep yesterday, and my first thought was: are you kidding me? Who on earth wants a pillow featuring Ben Stiller’s likeness, with the possible exception of his mother? I already had a bad, bad feeling about “The Heartbreak Kid,” and it was confirmed when one of our stringers covered the press round table discussion earlier this week (which Ben Stiller did not attend), and informed us that the movie was, well, awful.
I’m not sure whether to put this up for sale on eBay or throw it away. Or set it on fire. Any suggestions?
