With Fox pulling out of their scheduled slot for the day, it was up to the people at Warner Bros. and New Line to represent . Regrettably, I had to miss the latter of the two panels (more on that later in the week), but did manage to find a prime seat for the WB show, wholly expecting a few surprises regarding “The Dark Knight.” It was a bittersweet occasion for many cinephiles as neither the “Batman” sequel nor the Wachowski adaptation of “Speed Racer” received any attention, but they studio still put on a solid presentation.
“Get Smart” (guests: Peter Segal, Steve Carell, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Masi Oka, Ken Davitian and Nate Torrence)
I have to admit, I wasn’t that excited about this movie going into the panel, but after watching some early footage and getting the scoop on the cast, this has quickly become one of my most anticipated films of 2008. Of course, “Iron Man” and “The Dark Knight” are a demanding #1 and #2, but if Steve Carell has yet become the A-list star everyone seems to believe he is, “Get Smart” is definitely the film that will push him to the top. Carell describes the film as a comedic “Bourne Identity,” and while several people in the audience laughed at such premise, I think he hit the nail on the head. The film looks to be grounded very much in reality, and while Agent 86 does depend on a few gadgets throughout the course of the story, they’re all based around very practical concepts.
And look at that cast! The panelists involved already make for one heckuva ensemble, but keep in mind that Alan Arkin (as The Chief), Terrence Stamp (as Siegfried), Anne Hathaway (as Agent 99) are also involved. And what of Agent 13? Don’t worry, director Peter Segal not only promises that the character will appear in the film, but he also mentioned that it’s a cameo so cool he can’t even reveal it yet. Hopefully a trailer will be online soon, because it’s definitely worth checking out.
“The Invasion” (guests: Nicole Kidman – via video)
Not a lot to discuss here. Nicole Kidman was supposed to appear in person (I don’t believe that a single bit), but instead sent in a short video as an intro to an exclusive trailer of “The Invasion.” Considering that the director of the film also failed to make an appearance (and he was supposed to, until about a week ago), I think it”s safe to say that neither party is especially interested in promoting a film that’s already receiving terrible publicity. No one wants to see another remake of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” – especially one plagued with so many production horror stories.
“One Missed Call” (guests: Ed Burns and Shannyn Sossamon)
Here’s another film that took me completely by surprise. A Hollywood remake of Takashi Miike’s “Chakushin ari,” the movie follows a group of people who receive phone calls from their former selves, only to discover the exact date, time and details of their death. Sure, the movie sounds a whole lot like “The Ring” and, well, every other Japanese horror flick imported to the States over the past decade, but there’s something about the adaptation of Miike’s style (which is evident in the exclusive trailer we saw) that shows definite promise in offering something very unique and creepy.
The stars of the film dropped by to answer a few questions, but seeing as how so few people actually knew the movie, it proved to be a disappointing effort. Shannyn, especially, didn’t even seem interest in answering any questions, while the thought of Ed Burns in a horror movie is enough to make you scratch your head. Nevertheless, the trailer was pretty slick and it’s always good to see both Shannyn and Ed actually acting again in something mainstream American might actually see. Oh yeah, and they gave away Apple iPhones to the lucky few who were brave enough to attempt a question. Kudos to you guys, but where the heck is my free iPhone?
“10,000 B.C.” (guests: none)
Anyone that’s already seen the first trailer for Roland Emmerich’s prehistoric epic wasn’t treated with any new information regarding the film, and seeing as how the trailer runs a scant minute long, it feels almost pointless that WB deemed it necessary to include. This movie promises to be a huge waste of time. Go rent “Apocalypto” instead.
“Whiteout” (guests: Joel Silver, Kate Beckinsale, Dominic Sena and Greg Rucka)
Remember those Lionsgate panels that I complained about so much yesterday? Yeah, well, the WB sneak peek of “Whiteout” ranks right up there as one of the worst movie-related panels at this year’s Comic-Con. Because Kate Beckinsale was MIA for a majority of the panel (she was stuck in traffic behind a freight truck), the audience was forced to listen to producer Joel Silver, director Dominic Sena and creator Greg Rucka field an endless supply of questions (somewhere in the range of 50, actually) about the big screen adaptation of the Eisner-winning graphic novel.
The trailer was shown – twice – and by the time Beckinsale arrived on stage, the audience had already lost interest in discussing the film any further. Beckinsale herself was considerably loopy during the end of the Q&A session, and between fielding countless superhero questions (from “Underworld” to “Wonder Woman” to “Catwoman”), Beckinsale told a few amusing anecdotes from the set.
“Trick ‘r Treat” (guests: none)
I mentioned this before in my comments about Clive Barker’s “Midnight Meat Train,” but a movie like “Trick ‘r Treat” is going to have a hard time finding any sort of audience when it’s released in theaters. The days of the R-rated horror film are coming to a close (thanks Elisha Cuthbert), and though Columbus, Ohio native Michael Dougherty has proven himself a capable screenwriter on films like “X2: X-Men United” and “Superman Returns,” this movie looks like an absolute mess. I actually like the idea that the film will present four interwoven stories taking place on the same night (and in the same neighborhood?), but can audiences handle the short story treatment? We’ll have to see, but by the looks of the footage, the movie definitely isn’t messing around. This is going to be a very hard R; and not in the “Saw” way, but rather in the freak you out with severely fucked up people way.
“Watchmen” (guests: Zack Snyder, Jackie Earl Haley and Malin Ackerman)
Who watches the Watchmen? That’s an interesting question, but I think it’s safe to say that the members of the press (myself excluded) have invested more than just a general interest in the production of this movie. Director Zack Snyder was hoping to keep all those casting rumors a secret until Comic-Con when he would reveal his full cast list, but unfortunately, that wasn’t so. Even the last-minute casting of Jeffrey Dean Morgan was leaked online two days before Snyder took the stage, and though the director should be a little more pissed about it then he seemed, I was happy to discover that he still had plenty to talk about. Snyder shared his thoughts on early production of the film (including how he got involved) and then introduced two members of the cast to join him on stage: Jackie Earl Haley, who will be playing one of the film’s main protagonists, Rorschach, and Malin Ackerman, who will be playing the new Silk Spectre.
Along with confirming that Sally Jupiter would be keeping the poodle bob haircut, Snyder also mentioned his plans for Dr. Manhattan. During his early years, the character of Manhattan will be played by Billy Crudup as a normal human being, but when he becomes the blue-skinned superhero, the character will be done completely in CGI. It’s a risky decision on Snyder’s part, but it’s probably also the right one. We’ve seen plenty of actors don the blue paint in the past, and so it probably makes sense that a CGI Manhattan would not only look different, but also incur a certain sense of superiority over the other actors. Later in the panel, Snyder also discussed his plans to include the “Black Freighter” pirate subplot in the film, as well as why he cast slightly older actors for all of the major roles.
Oh yeah, and though the movie isn’t due out until March 9th, 2009 (which means Snyder will be bringing some killer material to next year’s event), he enlisted the help of original Watchmen artist Dave Gibbons to put together a teaser poster for the film. It looks awesome. I know it, and you know it. Now all we have to do is hope Snyder does this thing right, and that mainstream America can actually get into a superhero movie where the superheroes aren’t very… super.
