The “Weeds” panel just ended, and I figured, okay, how can I not at least try to get a photo of Mary-Kate Olsen? No dice. She was whisked off the premises like she was a Beatle. Surprisingly, Mary Louise Parker evacuated the premises just as rapidly, but at least she was willing to let people put their tape recorders in her face for a minute or two as she walked to her car.

Mary-Kate, however, was off like a shot, only stopping long enough to chat with an acquaintance, and, even then, she was swarmed so that you couldn’t get a pic. Dammit. So let me just say this: both Marys were wearing very cute and very short skirts, but it’s perhaps a testament to my age that it was Ms. Parker who won the Most Gorgeous category. (To be fair, though, she kind of looks like a deer in this headlights in this shot.)