Well, it’s all over. Paris Hilton finished up her stint in the pokey and was released last night. According to the story, Hilton will complete her probration in March 2009, “as long as she keeps her driver’s license current and doesn’t break any laws.” Oh, Paris. That’s indeed going to be a struggle for you. Still, we do walk away from this with the following statements Paris made to Barbara Walters during a phone interview when she was all alone in jail:
“I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me.”
Paris, I think these girls are only “looking up to you” because you’re taller than them.
