Please, please, please, people. Take Lindsay seriously! After all, she takes her rehab seriously. Lohan has decided to extend her rehab treatment for a little longer by choice, mom Dina wants you all to know. Gee, could this be because she’s barely been doing an rehab there after checking in, instead hanging out riding bikes, working out, and making sure to stay in the public’s eye? Look, it’s past time for a serious meltdown for this girl. Let’s just get it over with, have some fun with the stories, and move along. But then, when you’re trying to compete with Paris Hilton being released from jail, I suppose saying you’re staying in rehab by choice makes you look like a saint. But not really.