“Enjoy my work, or I’ll snap that neck.”

Could it be trouble in paradise already for Mark Burnett and Roma Downey? Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, as the song goes. Word has it that Downey is less than ecstatic with Burnett’s obsession with the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, of which he is executive producer. The man’s certainly becoming the Sam Walton of TV, creating low-quality yet popular crap that everyone and their dead mothers seem to “enjoy.” Like the rest of his productions, the awards ceremony is sure to be “realistic” and decidedly hollow with no real reason to tune in to the thing at all, unless you’re a complete TV junkie that just can’t get away from the set for a couple hours. Come on, it’s MTV. You stopped watching that back in ’94.