Don’t you want this new Mary Jane statue?

I sure do. I just don’t know if my wife will let me have it.

Scroll down the page to get, ahem, a better angle.

Y’know, given the cleavage, even those who’ve never cracked the cover of an issue of “The Amazing Spider-Man” will know instantly that the model for this was not Kirsten Dunst…but the face sure does resemble Cameron Diaz.