…and I couldn’t have picked a better time. Seriously, who knew that doves, when injected with adrenaline, turned into ravenous, psychotic vultures?
Other questions that sprang to mind:
– How many lines did Chloe have this week?
– Why would Miss Gredenko agree to have his own forearm cut off in order to help Fayed escape, only to rat out Fayed’s identity in a bar, then fall to his (supposed) death underneath the pier? As escape plans go, that one, as they say in “Meet the Robinsons,” was not well thought out.
– How many more hours before Senator Roark squashes the Biscuit like a bug?
– Where the hell are President Buck Buck Brawwwwk and Farmer Hoggett?
And lastly…
– Is there any way they can save this season? I’m not saying the show is over — they’ve endured worse story lines than this — but they’re going to need a really special ending (I’m still hoping for a videotape of David Palmer explaining how Wayne isn’t half the innocent he’s perceived to be) in order to wow us.
I now open the floor to you, good readers. Discuss. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go play with my son. See you next week.
