Not that we didn’t expect anyone and everyone to try and make a quick buck from Anna Nicole Smith’s death, but we really figured that most people would keep things in perspective when hyping their product…but MTI Video, who will be releasing Smith’s last film – “Illegal Aliens” – on DVD in May, apparently have no such intentions.

John James, the film’s executive producer, has declared it the Abbey Road of films for Anna Nicole fans,” adding that while, “at first look, ‘Illegal Aliens’ appears to be just another low budget sci-fi comedy poking fun at Hollywood’s big-budget flicks, now, with the passing of its star, you’ll find it replete with metaphors of her life.”

Oh, I bet. You can totally see them in the trailer…particularly when Anna Nicole offers the poignant query, “Why’s my poopy hole sore?”