Ralph Fiennes: Two-time Academy Award nominee. Graduate of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. And…recent inductee into the mile-high club?
According to recent reports, the actor who portrays He Who Must Not Be Named (even though we just did) in the Harry Potter films may be responsible for the firing of the Qantas Airlines flight attendant who allegedly allowed him to seduce her in mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the flight attendant denies these accusations:
“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,” Ms Robertson said in her statement.
“I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.
“I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.”
Mm-hmmm. Ralph Fiennes: Two-time Academy Award nominee, graduate of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art…and utterly clueless simpleton with regard to basic bathroom etiquette?
We think not. Congratulations on your latest, er, distinction, Mr. Fiennes.

