Despite reports that he was spotted sharing a cozy dinner with the buxom “Borat” star at the Valley Inn restaurant in Sherman Oaks California recently, Clooney maintains that he hasn’t seen Anderson in seven years, and has never been to the restaurant in question.
We tend to believe Mr. Clooney, as we ran a statistical analysis of the likelihood of any individual going from Kid Rock to George Clooney in just one step on the dating scale, and once all the data had been submitted, our computer laughed at us and then blew itself to bits.
