Month: January 2007 (Page 6 of 14)

Girls Gone to jail

Ah, I always had an inkling that whole “Girls Gone Wild” enterprise was nothing but reprehensible. So now Joe Francis, CEO of Girls Gone Wild, has been sentenced to 2 years probation and 200 hours of community service. All because he failed to document the ages of the chicks appearing in his videos. Oops. Looks like two of those girls were only 17 when they appeared in one of Joey’s flicks. Francis has also been ordered to pay a $500,000 fine under a plea deal.

Under the deal, Francis acknowledged he included footage of two drunken, underage girls shot in Florida in the videos.

Francis said he was targeted because the “government needs to make an example.”

“The FBI investigated me for five years … and this is the best that they could come up with,” he said.

Oh, you’re so suave, Joey.

Oscar Round Up: The Nominees

Oscars

Nominations for the 79th Academy Awards were released this morning and I have to say that there were more than a few surprises. Perhaps the two biggest snubs stirring up controvery is Leonardo DiCaprio not receiving a Best Actor nod for “The Departed” (though he did get one for “Blood Diamond”) and “Dreamgirls” completely blocked out of Best Picture contention. As far as I’m concerned, this really doesn’t have as large of an effect as everyone’s making it out to be. Forest Whitaker will no doubt walk away with Best Acting honors and “Dreamgirls” is very overrated. In fact, had there not been a Comedy/Musical category at the Globes, I wouldn’t have been the least surprised to see it missing from competition.

My only other gripe is that “Volver” didn’t receive a Best Foreign Film nomination, but since “Pan’s Labyrinth” hails from the same country, only one of the two films was bound to get in, and I’m happy that it was Guillermo del Toro’s fantasy horror flick. Props also go to the Academy for showing some love to “The Prestige” in a few of the technical categories, as well as “Little Miss Sunshine” walking away with a Best Picture nod and a Best Supporting Actor nod for Alan Arkin.

Best Picture
“Babel”
“The Departed”
“Letters from Iwo Jima”
“Little Miss Sunshine”
“The Queen”

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Blood Diamond”
Ryan Gosling, “Half Nelson”
Peter O’Toole, “Venus”
Will Smith, “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Forest Whitaker, “The Last King of Scotland”

Best Actress
Penelope Cruz, “Volver”
Judi Dench, “Notes on a Scandal”
Helen Mirren, “The Queen”
Meryl Streep, “The Devil Wears Prada”
Kate Winslet, “Little Children”

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, “Little Miss Sunshine”
Jackie Earle Haley, “Little Children”
Djimon Hounsou, “Blood Diamond”
Eddie Murphy, “Dreamgirls”
Mark Walhberg, “The Departed”

Best Supporting Actress
Abigail Breslin, “Little Miss Sunshine”
Jennifer Hudson, “Dreamgirls”
Cate Blanchett, “Notes on a Scandal”
Adriana Barraza, “Babel”
Rinko Kikuchi, “Babel”

Best Director
“Babel” (Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
“The Departed” (Martin Scorsese)
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Clint Eastwood)
“The Queen” (Stephen Frears)
“United 93” (Paul Greengrass)

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“24,” Hour 5: O brother, where art thou

Now that, I did not see coming. Gray, last season’s Bluetoothed leader of the Overseers, is none other than Graham Bauer. I turned my head doglike when I heard Jack mention a brother, and within a matter of seconds, they do the Big Reveal. Brother hates brother! Son hates father! Brother had a fling with brother’s wife before being betrothed (more on that later)! It’s like “24” has suddenly turned into “Rome.”

The general storyline didn’t move much – the President deals with the aftermath of the bomb, while southern Californians run for their lives – but some pretty colors have replaced the shades of gray. The tastefully coiffed Hamir Al-Assad gave CTU the name of a Russian contact named Gradenko (while Police fans everywhere laughed out loud), and a cursory search of Gradenko’s call history pulled up none other than Jack’s father who, we discover, hasn’t spoken to his son in over nine years. Well, he hasn’t spoken to Jack, anyway. Whether he’s in direct contact with Gray has yet to be determined. Meanwhile, Abel pays a visit to Cain for info about their father, exchanges a longing look with Heidi Petrelli (yep, that’s Rena Sofer playing Gray’s wife)…and then ties his brother up in a chair in order to “extract” information from him. I don’t remember the exact exchange, but it was something like:

Jack: Don’t make me hurt you.
Gray: You’re already hurting me.
Jack: Trust me, I’m not.

Sweeeet.

Meanwhile, over at the local Minority Round-Up, Sandra Palmer’s boyfriend Walid is coerced into cooperating with the authorities (i.e. wear a two-way transmitter) after a tip he provided to the Feds revealed that there were four other suitcase nukes. The Feds do a good dog and pony show in order to give Walid some street cred, beating him up in the bathroom (and giving him the transmitter at the same time), and Walid bravely chats up one of the men he suspects has terrorist ties. Walid goes fishing for links to Fayed, but the man doesn’t bite. Still, the man welcomes Walid to meet the other men in his group, men who don’t trust Walid at all. The whole setup screams “dead informant.”

Which is why I think Walid knows more than he’s letting on.

The scene where Walid is talking with the man who calls him brother (IMDb isn’t giving up his name yet) is shot very carefully. They show you Walid talking to the man, and they show the man answering Walid’s questions, and they show you the security feed that’s taping them. But they never show the two men in the same shot. Walid tells the man, rather convincingly for a reluctant stool pigeon, that the Feds found Fayed’s name in his wallet, and asks if he knows who Fayed is. The man says no, but still invites him to meet the others. What Walid just did is a dead giveaway that he’s a mole, which is why I think there was some non-verbal communication between Walid and the man that we, and the security cameras, didn’t see. Ten bucks says he mouthed the word “No” to the man after he asks about Fayed. The man takes the cue, and brings Walid into the group, knowing that they can blow so much smoke in the Feds’ faces through Walid’s transmitter that the government won’t have a chance to find the bombs before it’s too late. (The one pushy Fed chortles about how it usually takes weeks to get an informant into a situation like that. Methinks that’s about to bite him in the ass.) As an added bonus, this makes for two great subplots. Sandra Palmer spends the whole show defending her boyfriend’s innocence only to discover that he’s guilty, and Wayne has to deal with the fallout of his sister’s lack of judgment, much like David Palmer had to deal with the evil machinations of Lady MacBeth when she denied that elderly politician his meds and he subsequently died.

Let’s get back to Gray’s family for a second. Is there anyone who doesn’t think that Josh Bauer is Jack’s son and not Gray’s? That would certainly explain the bad blood between the two brothers and the awkward conversation between Jack and Josh, not to mention Heidi Petrelli’s frosty but heated look at Jack. I remember a shot from the pre-season clips that showed Jack embracing a brunette. Mystery solved. The show is getting back on track. Whew.

Oh, and IMDb accidentally revealed that Old Yeller is slated to return next week. Good dog. (Actually, they have him listed for tonight’s show, too. Did anyone see him?)

Rapid Fire Rejects: Volume XII

Jamie Kennedy’s Blowin’ Up
One would think that giving a no-talent hack like Jamie Kennedy his own television show would be criminal enough, but the sheer fact that the rapper duo (which includes Canadian voice actor Stu Stone) also got the chance to cut their own record is just sickening. “Blowin’ Up” may be getting marketed as an MTV reality series, but there’s nothing real about this. All seven episodes are obviously set up, and it’s insulting to think that the producers of the show would even believe they could convince us otherwise.

The Simple Life 4: ‘Til Death Do Us Part
Paris and Nicole chew up the scenery as usual in the fourth season of their dubiously popular reality series, but this time around, they’re both flying solo. That’s right folks. Despite a rather public falling out after filming wrapped on the third season, Fox has somehow managed to stitch the show back together so that the two celebrity socialites would never have to actually the share the screen together. This time around, the girls are tasked with playing mom-for-a-day to ten very lucky families, but the concept never quite works as the fiery competition that it’s meant to be.

Broken Bridges
As is to be expected from any recording artist looking to break in to the movie business, Toby Keith’s debut film has the country music star pigeonholed as a washed-up singer/songwriter who is reunited with his high school sweetheart (Kelly Preston) and the 16-year-old daughter (Lindsay Haun) he never met when tragedy strikes his childhood town. Really just a shadow-and-mirrors platform that enables Keith to sing more than he acts, “Broken Bridges” performs exactly as you’d expect it to. Heck, I wouldn’t even be surprised to hear what Keith had to do for this role considering there’s a Ford truck commercial right dab in the middle of the flick, but it hardly matters, since this Lifetime-lite piece of garbage is most certainly not built Ford tough.

Battlestar Galactica: “Rapture”

“Battlestar Galactica” is back with nine new episodes. I like the fact that they plan to show them consecutively, while only taking off one week for the Super Bowl.

This episode picked up right where they left off last year, with the tense standoff between Adama (with his nukes) and the Cylons (and their Raiders). This is what I would call a “versus” episode, with lots of one-on-one conflicts throughout the show.

Dee vs. Starbuck

Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who found it hugely ironic that Lee ordered his wife to risk her life in trying to save his mistress. Dee’s interaction with Starbuck was terrific, right down to that slap when Starbuck was starting to get punchy from the drugs. Once they got back to the ship, it was nice to see Lee embrace Dee (wow, it just occurred to me, “Lee and Dee”) in the hanger. Lee needs to cut all romantic ties with Starbuck. She’s a complete mess.

Sam vs. Lee

Most of this conflict happened in the previous episode, and for the most part, Sam and Lee worked as a team to fight the Cylons. I don’t know what it is, but my skin crawls when those toasters appear on screen. I think the creators have done a terrific job of painting them as killing machines, and have used them judiciously, so that they keep their impact.

Helo vs. Roslin

How great of a moment was it when Helo slowly walked towards Roslin, blaming her for their current situation? There were no guards around, and this is a guy that just shot his wife. All Adama has to do is put his hand out and Helo (pretty much) stops. That was a powerful scene.

Boomer vs. Athena

I wasn’t expecting Boomer to flip out like that, but I guess that’s what a few weeks with a crying baby will do to you. Caprica’s decision to help Athena and Hera escape threw me for a loop. Now she and Baltar are on Galactica…this should be interesting.

Biers vs. Baltar

So who is the Chosen One? Biers? Baltar? The Chief? Biers was the one who saw the five Cylon faces, but she only recognized one. What clues can we garner from what she said? “You. Forgive me. I had no idea.” Obviously, she was apologizing to someone she felt she had wronged…so who would that be? She’s had limited interaction with the humans. It’s doubtful that it was Baltar, because she seemed genuinely surprised, and Baltar had been blathering on and on about being a Cylon. Though, when she touched the Cylon’s hand, she ended up holding Baltar’s.

One thing’s for sure, the fact that she recognized a face means that we’re in for at least one more huge surprise before the series ends.

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