Having recently parted ways with “I, Robot” actress Bridget Moynahan, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is now apparently mending his broken heart with none other than Brazilian Supermodel (and ex-DiCaprio arm candy) Gisele Bundchen.
Oh, and he’s competing in the AFC Championship game again this weekend. For, you know, the eleventh time in six years, or whatever.
And all across this great land, whenever Brady’s face appears on television, men of all ages quietly mutter, “I hate that guy.” And then they sigh, and take another sip of their beer.


