Homicide: Life on the Street.
Seriously, that is freaking AWESOME.
Year: 2006 (Page 68 of 228)
“What do you mean you’re gonna ‘kick my ass’?”
Lindsay Lohan can’t get a break anymore. After being hit by a letter from a studio honcho bitching about her partying earlier this month, William H. Macy is now putting the Linz in her place for her tardiness on the sets. Macy puts it this way,
“I think what an actor has to realize (is that) when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you,” Macy told reporters Thursday. “There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked.”
That’s right, Lohan. William H. Macy is gonna kick your ass if he’s ever in another movie with you in which you show up late to film your little bits!
Why do people keep giving this guy such golden opportunities? OK, well the Teen Choice Awards were better suited to K-Fed, but now the no-talent hack is going to appear on “CSI”. What’s next, a key to the city? A Pulitzer Prize? Oh, let’s just let K-Fed take it from here.
“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role.” He adds that the offer came about quickly. “I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards,” he says, “and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”
Wait, K-Fed, this isn’t your first time acting. Your marriage to Britney could be considered that. And if not that, then certainly your music career would be. Now stop lying and promise me your character gets killed off before the opening credits roll.
Here’s a show that will give the MTV Movie Awards a run for its money: The Chainsaw Awards, a joint production between Fuse and Fangoria, airing on Fuse Sunday, October 22nd.
Sounds like a joke, right? But one quick look at the categories and nominees, and it’s clear these people have done their homework. Okay, some of the music video categories are a joke – anything that threatens to hand any award that’s not a Razzie to She Wants Revenge is a joke – but I’ll definitely tune in for Best Death Scene (which, for my money, is a tossup between “Snakes on a Plane” and “Saw II”) and Bloodiest Beatdown. Get your freak on, kids.
To vote for your favorites, go to fuse.tv between September 1st and (oh, geez) Friday, October 13th.
www.fuse.tv
Though, of course, it might as well be.
According to the Austin Chronicle (via Ain’t It Cool News), “The good news is that Austin fans will finally get to see Mike Judge’s futuristic comedy, ‘Idiocracy,’ on the big screen. The bad news is that people in most other areas of the country likely won’t. ‘Idiocracy’ opens in limited – and very quiet, judging by the lack of a trailer and short notice – release on Sept. 1 in Austin, Dallas, Houston, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Chicago, and Toronto.”
I admit, it’s possible this could just be another “Run Ronnie Run” (a.k.a. the “Mr. Show” movie), where excitement runs high but turns out to be woefully misplaced. But given all the positive script reviews I’ve seen, I just have to believe it’s more likely a case where a studio just doesn’t know how to promote the film, so they’re just dumping it and leaving it for dead.
Does no-one remember how “Office Space” flopped in theaters before freaking exploding on home video…? Man, I hope this backfires in the studio’s face BIG TIME.
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