Year: 2006 (Page 66 of 228)

In flames

For the past twelve weeks, Denis Leary and Co. have managed to deliver award-worthy material packed with risqué storylines and grade-A humor, but while the season finale should have been a grand slam no-brainer, they’ve managed to flush all of their hard work down the toilet with a half-assed cliffhanger ending. First off, where’s the suspense in putting Tommy in the middle of a domestic fire when we all know that they’re not going to kill of the main character? True, it was amusing to see Sheila go nuts (again) and drug him (again), but when she accidentally started a fire by breaking an oil lamp, I just knew that it would end with the old “will he/won’t he” conclusion. Unfortunately, we already know that he won’t, so there’s little to wonder there.

Everyone else, however, didn’t seem to get the same kind of respect. Franco bombed the Lieutenants exam and made himself look like a complete idiot in front of his daughter; Lou has proven himself unable to work/live on the sea; and Probie’s bicurious phase seems to have faded – of course, not until after he participated in a brother/sister threesome. And what about the Chief and Garrity? Well, Sean’s got a new life with Maggie, and Jerry appears to be unofficially retired from the firefighting business, so we can probably call both of their storylines wrapped up, while the other three guys will no doubt return to Ladder 62. And after blowing off Sheila by not signing his retirement papers, Tommy will be back as well, but the real question is: what about her?

The show has proven time and again how casual they are with killing off recurring characters, but seriously, Sheila? Who’s gonna continue fighting for Tommy when he gets back together with Janet at the beginning of season four. Personally, I could care less, because while the show has remained one of the better reasons to turn on your TV in the summertime, there’s really nothing left for me to care about.

Chris Pontius may say he’s ashamed of himself…

…but not too ashamed to cash the check.

“Jackass 2” hits the theaters next month (I just interviewed Steve-O last week, and that was illuminating, let me tell you), and so we present to you Johnny Knoxville & Co. dutifully subjecting their bodies to bodily harm the way a prostitute hands her body over to anyone willing to pay the price. Still, you can’t wait to see it, can you? Freak.

Kidding. I can’t wait to see it, either. The Firehose Rodeo clip is a hoot, but don’t miss Johnny’s encounter with a yak, either.

Johnny and the Yak
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Firehose Rodeo
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Anaconda
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The Big Tire Race
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Is it because she reminds him of Aunt Bunny?

Recently divorced comic Eddie Murphy is reportedly set to propose marriage to Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown, whom he has apparently been dating for just three months:

A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “They are looking for the right ring. They are already living together at Eddie’s house (in Beverly Hills).”

Brown, 31, has a daughter from a previous marriage; Murphy has five kids with ex-wife Nicole, whom he divorced in April. He also has a son from a previous relationship.

In July, the couple each got a tattoo of the other’s name, according to the source, who says they enjoy staying at home watching movies, ordering food and playing with their kids.

We at Premium Hollywood wish the happy couple all the best, and forsee a rosy future for the two of them…as long as Eddie remembers to “get with her friends” and Scary doesn’t want to “party all the time.”

DVD shuffle: 08/29/06

New on DVD this week:

1) LOTR Trilogy: Limited Editions – BUY: Complete with a brand-new documentary by Costa Boates, I say that this is a definite must-buy. Owners of the previously-released extended cut of the film might say otherwise.

2) The Sentinel – RENT: It’s not good, but fans of the genre might enjoy it on a rainy night.

3) Friends with Money – RENT: Jennifer Aniston is at her absolute best when she’s playing the plain Jane loser.

4) Take the Lead – PASS: It’s like “Sister Act,” but with dancing.

Also out this week are a reissues of ’80s classics like “Pretty in Pink” and “Some Kind of Wonderful,” new TV season sets of “Arrested Development,” “South Park,” “Nip/Tuck,” “Will & Grace” and “Desperate Houswives,” as well as “The Chuck Norris American Hero Collection” and a “Romancing the Stone”/”Jewel of the Nile” double pack.

Hey, at least they’re stealing from good movies

Last week’s “Silence of the Lambs” switcheroo moment was followed up by a “Fugitive” moment this week. When the guys were trying to rescue LJ in the elevator, Agent Mahone realized that neither guy was going to shoot him. Could this be the seed that will eventually result in Mahone helping to bring those responsible for the framing of Lincoln Burrows to justice? If “The Fugitive” is to be our guide, it’s going to take a lot of evidence to convince Mahone that the guys might be innocent.

One thing’s for sure: it’s pretty convenient that Westmoreland’s money and Terrence Steadman are both in Utah. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mahone discovered Steadman’s prison by the end of the season.

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