Year: 2006 (Page 29 of 228)

Mr. Eko vs. the Smoke Monster

Did anyone else have a feeling that Eko was going to die during tonight’s episode? Well, I sure as hell did (especially after getting half-eaten by a polar bear the week before), and my suspicions only grew as we learned the final chapter of his story before arriving on the island. Anyways, of all the “main characters” to bite the dust thus far, Eko’s certainly had to be the coolest. After being stalked by the Smoke Monster (the same one that caused so much controversy last season) for most of the episode, Eko finally confronted it face to face. Unfortunately, the Smoke Monster is wicked cool and disposed of Eko like a rag doll, bashing him from tree to tree and slamming him into the ground. Eko may not feel like he sinned, but someone sure as hell does. I think the question now is if the Smoke Monster is real or just a part of his imagination, because if that thing’s for real, well, the survivors have a lot more to worry about than a bunch of ragtag thespians.

The rest of Eko’s storyline is pretty much pointless – especially after disclosing the above information – but it is important to note that Locke discovered his body not more than a few seconds after it happened. I know, I know: how convenient. He was just around the corner, however, investigating further into the “Kernel” hatch with Sayid, Desmond and two of the show’s newest characters, Paulo and Nikki. It’s a good thing they brought along the new blood too, since it was Nikki who uncovered a new hint in the orientation video. It mentions several ongoing projects (not one, but several) that the “Kernel” scientists are responsible for surveying, and as soon as Sayid manages to cut in to one of the other feeds, they see some creepy guy with an eye patch staring right back at them. Hmm. More on this later, I presume.

Finally, while Kate and Sawyer took the bench this week, Jack’s ongoing storyline continues. When Ben invites him to Colleen’s funeral (wearing what seems to be either a pair of Jesus PJs or an island-themed cult uniform), Jack brings up his spinal tumor. This appears to have struck a chord with Ben (mostly because he doesn’t want to appear weak in front of Jack, but also because this apparently ruins his “plans”), and he’s more than a little pissed off at the fact that his life is in this stranger’s hands. Fast-forward to the end, however, and we see Juliette secretly relaying a message to Jack informing him that many of the Others are ready for a change, and that they need Jack to “lose him” during spinal surgery. Now, is this for real, or has Ben simply hatched another plan to regain the upper hand? Whatever the case, I don’t think Jack would ever knowingly kill a patient. In the end, this will either earn Ben’s trust or only piss him off even more, and with only one more episode to go before the massive break (three months, to be exact), I have a feeling we’re all gonna find out sooner rather than later.

Your baby: Is she sexy enough?


“Who’s your Daddy?”

Anna Nicole Smith is setting new standards in infant sexiness, having reportedly already dyed her not-yet-two-month-old daughter’s hair. Surprisingly, the bottle blonde did not choose an alluring shade of platinum for the girl, but instead a tone that is actually darker than little Danniellyn’s natural color.

According to the Associated Press, Smith may have pulled the stunt to convince inquiring minds that the girl’s father is exactly who Smith says he is, the black-haired Howard K. Stern — rather than Smith’s ex Larry Birkhead, who also claims paternity (and has sandy blonde hair).

In her ongoing quest to lower the self-esteem of girls of all ages, Smith’s next project will presumably be to hire a personal trainer to place the tyke on a strict workout regimen, in order to help Danniellyn lose all that unsightly baby fat.

King of Pop finds his queen (and she’s legal)

Michael Jackson is in love. With a woman. No, really. Their eyes met across a crowded room, and…oh, never mind. We don’t believe the story, either.

We just hope that, if 39-year-old Nanny Chumbawumba is in fact going through with this transparent ruse, she takes their wedding vows with a spoonful of sugar salt…and is adequately compensated for her inconveniences. She may also want to give Katie Holmes a call, in order to glean a few tips on living life in the limelight of a loveless, ill-advised marriage to a carnival sideshow freak.

A quick Q&A with Darrell Hammond

Not so long ago, Darrell Hammond set the new record for longest-running cast member on “Saturday Night Live,” possibly because – as he admitted recently – he never walked into the show with the agenda of moving on to bigger and better things. Whatever his reasons for sticking around, he’s been rewarded with the honor of being the first cast member to receive a retrospective of his best work while still remaining within the show’s ranks. NBC offered Hammond up to the press for a teleconference earlier this week, and Bullz-Eye got the opportunity to ask him a few questions. Our only disappointment was that he offered kind of a non-answer to the one we were hoping would result in a really juicy response. Oh, well…

Bullz-Eye: Hey, Darrell, how’s it going?

Darrell Hammond: Hi, Will!

BE: So who were some of your impressionist influences? Or did you really have any?

DH: I think that my mother was probably better than I was, although she wasn’t interested in that as a career; she was a secretary and a homemaker. Beyond her, I think it was Rich Little, Frank Gorshin, and then particularly as time went by, Eddie Murphy.

BE: Is there any impression that you tried to get but you just didn’t feel like you got it?

DH: Well, I think that it would be the two times I tried to do President Bush on the air. It just went so poorly for me, and I was aware when I was out there that I had no real basic understanding of how to do this guy. I knew he was so complex, and I got the thing on short notice, and this is one of those instances where, in the time that was allotted to me, I was never able to get it. I was never able. I ran out of time.
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